I got this in an e-mail & it made me LMAO,
Hope I don't kill it in the translating!!
Here goes
Husband comes back home at seven in the morning.His wife is waiting for him.When he comes in his wife says to him:
''Nice hour to come back!Where did you go Superman?!''
''Aaaawww honey let me explain...I had a business meeting see...''''A meeting that ended at seven in the morning Supermaan?!''
''Aaww sweetie let me explain, we have this new client see and we took him out to dinner...''
''Dinner till seven in the morning Supermaaan?!''
''Aaaww, let me explain two minutes, after the business dinner he wanted to go out to a club ya know...''''A club!! A club till seven in the morning Supermaaaan?!''
''Well honey you see, after the club he wanted to go to a strip club you see...But I didn't watch! I swear to you I did not look even once,I kept looking at my watch the whole time sweetheart, I swear! ''
''So you went to the strip club and did not look at all Supermaaaaaan?!''
''Aaawww my heart let me explain...And why do you keep calling me Superman?!?!''''Only Superman wears his underwear over his pants!