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shar
Number of posts : 304
Age : 49
Registration date : 2009-01-14
| | Subject: martian sex Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:25 pm | |
| i loved this one!!
the year is 2222and mike and maureen land on mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. they meet a martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. finally maureen brings up the subject of sex.
"just how do u guys do it?" asks maureen.
"pretty much the same way u do," says the martian.
discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners and experience eachother for the night. maureen and the male martian go off to a bedroom where the male martian strips. hes got only a teeny weeny member....only about half an inch long and a quarter of an inch thick.
"i dont think this is gonna work," says maureen.
"why?" says the martian, "whats the matter?"
"well," she replies, "its just not long enough to reach me."
"no problem," he says. then he proceeds to slap his forhead with his palm. with each slap his member grows til it is quite impressively long.
"well, thats quite impressive, but its still quite naqrrow."
"no problem," he says. then he proceeds to pull his ears, his member widening til the measure was quite exciting to the woman.
"wow," she says. and they fall into bed and begin to make wild passionate love.
the next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. as they walk along, mike says, "well, was it any good?"
"i hate to say it," says maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. how about u?"
"it was horrible," he says, "all i got was a headache. all she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"
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Vicki
Number of posts : 137
Location : Michigan (The Deep Freeze)
Registration date : 2009-01-14
| | Subject: Re: martian sex Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:40 pm | |
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Snow
Number of posts : 208
Location : still in freezin' hell
Registration date : 2009-01-08
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mandy
Admin
Number of posts : 384
Location : Dublin, Ireland
Registration date : 2009-01-08
| | Subject: Re: martian sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:59 am | |
|  LMAO | |
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Charla85
Number of posts : 600
Age : 38
Location : Kentucky
Registration date : 2009-01-08
| | Subject: Re: martian sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:43 am | |
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shar
Number of posts : 304
Age : 49
Registration date : 2009-01-14
| | Subject: Re: martian sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:42 pm | |
| ok, now my question is this........so how many of u are going to slap him in the forehead and pull his ears the next time???? ok im kidding, lol, but it WOULD be funny......at least to me. lol
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Vicki
Number of posts : 137
Location : Michigan (The Deep Freeze)
Registration date : 2009-01-14
| | Subject: Re: martian sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:43 pm | |
|  *kinda looks like he's doin' that himsef!!!* | |
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Alana
Number of posts : 195
Age : 37
Location : Bonny Scotland!
Registration date : 2009-01-08
| | Subject: Re: martian sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:55 pm | |
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shar
Number of posts : 304
Age : 49
Registration date : 2009-01-14
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Erotic Mistress
Number of posts : 164
Age : 49
Location : PA
Registration date : 2009-01-08
| | Subject: Re: martian sex Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:36 pm | |
| - shar wrote:
- ok, now my question is this........so how many of u are going to slap him in the forehead and pull his ears the next time???? ok im kidding, lol, but it WOULD be funny......at least to me. lol
LMAO... Always pull his ears, it gives me control  won't smack him in the head tho,  won't accomplish anything  | |
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shar
Number of posts : 304
Age : 49
Registration date : 2009-01-14
| | Subject: Re: martian sex Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:07 pm | |
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