growing wild

Subject: growing wild Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:47 pm

this one just says it all lmao

there was this guy who took really good care of hs body and jogged 6 miles every day. one morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over his body except his penis, which he readily decided to do something about. he went to the beach, and buried himself in the sand,except for his penis, which he left sticking out. about that time 2 little old ladies came strolling along the beach, 1 of them using a cane.

on seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began moving it around with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady.......

"there is no justice in the world."

the other little old lady said, "what do u mean by that?"

the first little old lady said, "look at that."

when i was 20..... i was curious about it

when i was 30.....i enjoyed it

when i was 40.....i asked for it

when i was 50.....i paid for it

when i was 60.....i prayed for it

when i was 70.....i forgot about it

and now that im 80 mthe damn thing is growing wild and im too old to squat!

Subject: Re: growing wild Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:17 pm

That was hilarious!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: growing wild Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:32 am

Subject: Re: growing wild Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:43 am

LMAO omg hahahahaha

Subject: Re: growing wild Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:55 am

OMG I love it!!!!!

Subject: Re: growing wild Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:51 pm

LMAO!!

Subject: Re: growing wild Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:31 pm

hahahaha... I so pictured my grandmother when I read that... she keeps wishing for a visit from Bruce Willis, says then she'll die happy... lmao

Subject: Re: growing wild Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:09 pm

lmao i wish your grandma luck then