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PostSubject: coma patient   coma patient EmptyThu Feb 26, 2009 3:42 pm
i couldnt believe this one the first time i read it......go figure, i got it from a man lol


a woman is in a coma. nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. one of them is washing her "private area" and he notices there is a response on the monitor when he touches her there. they go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of this coma."

the husband is skeptical, but they assure him they will close the curtains for privacy. besides, its worth a try.

the hubby finally agrees and goes into his wifes room. after a few minutes the womans monitor flat-lines.....no pulse.....no heart-rate.

the nurses run into the room. the man is standing there, pulling up his pants, and says, "i think she choked."
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   coma patient EmptyThu Feb 26, 2009 6:48 pm
LOL! That is just so wrong!
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   coma patient EmptyFri Feb 27, 2009 1:51 am
OMG! lol! That is soooo wrong!!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   coma patient EmptyFri Feb 27, 2009 9:01 am
OMG!! coma patient 265548
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   coma patient EmptyFri Feb 27, 2009 9:07 am
lol! coma patient 28913 The poor computer!
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   coma patient EmptySat Feb 28, 2009 1:06 am
coma patient 92299 OMG too funny I almost choked too
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   coma patient EmptySat Feb 28, 2009 7:01 pm
Shocked coma patient 987431
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   coma patient EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 6:55 pm
coma patient 987431 that is soooo funny yet so wrong at the same time
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