i just couldnt pass this one up when it was sent to me i had to pass it on.....
that works better the other way around
damn, thats complicated.
wait, wait, here take my pillow
all right, already--i--came!!!
u guys newed a value pack
is that sperm or a mud pack?
youve got something stuck in your teeth
4 out of 5 dentists say thats bad for your enamel
go to the fridge, break open a cold one and pick up the remote. complain when they dont change position
u know what they say.....3's a charm
shine a flashlight at them....this is a citizens arrest, assume the position
sit up and bounce vigorously on your bed clapping and squealing for joy
start singing meatloafs "paradise by the dashboard light"
sing "shake your booty"
a little to the left
2 words.....penis extension
invite others in as a cheering section
charge admission at the door
make up and hole up score cards.....all of them should read 6.9
whip out a pen and paper and take notes
maybe it would help if u........
let the chicken go, he had nothing to do with it
use the heimlich.....shes got something caught in her throat
may i cut in
thats illegal in arkansas
take pictures......explain that it was a kodak moment
recite condom month slogans, i.e. pack your weiner before u bean her.....wrap your wacker before u pack her
lets make a sandwich
grab your cam corder and ask "how much do u think theyd pay to see this on pay-per-view?"
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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