perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words int he english language today is the word *fuck*. it is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
in language, *fuck* falls into many grammatical categories.
greeting: how the fuck are ya
resignation: oh, fuck it
trouble: i guess im fucked now
aggression: FUCK YOU!
disgust: fuck me
confusion: what the fuck
difficulty: i dont understand this fucking business
despair: fucked again
pleasure: i couldnt be fucking happier
displeasure: what the fuck is going on here?
lost: where the fuck are we?
disbelief: UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE
retaliation: up your fucking ass
denial: i didnt fucking do it
perplexity: i dont know a fucking thing about it
apathy: who really gives a fuck
suspision: who the fuck are you?
panic: lets get the fuck out of here
directions: fuck off
disbelief: how the fuck did u do that?
description: hes a fucking asshole
time: its five fucking thirty
maternal: mother fucker
political: fuck dan quail
IT HAS ALSO BEEN USED BY MANY NOTABLE PEOPLE THROUGHOUT HISTORY:
what the fuck was that
-mayor of hiromshima-
where the fuck is all that water coming from?
-captain of the titanic-
thats not a real fucking gun
-john lennon-
whos gonna fucking find out
-richard nixon-
heads are fucking gonna roll
-anne boleyn
let the fucking woman drive
-commander of the space shuttle-
any fucking idiot could understand that
-albert einstein-
it does so fucking look like her
-picasso-
how the fuck did u work that out
-pythagoras-
u want what on the fucking ceiling?
-michaelangelo-
fuck a duck
-walt disney-
why? because its fucking there!
-edmund hilary-
i dont suppose its gonna fucking rain?
-joan of arc
scattered fucking showers my ass
-noah-
i need this parade like i need a fucking hole in my head
-john f. kennedy-
Home
Never realized how versatile the F word is LOL hahaha
